"Partly cloudy with a chance of rapture."

"Partly cloudy with a chance of rapture."

APPROPRIATE USE OF “MOTHER F”

+ I said with sprinkles, mother f***er!
+ Honey… trust me, you don’t need those mother f***ing training wheels!
+ That’s why I’m the mother f***ing Pope and you’re not.
+ MOTHER F***ING PAPERCUT!
+ Spelled just like it sounds… Barrack Mother-F***ing Obama
+ You haven’t seen March of the mother f***ing Penguins?!
+ Gross… so you are literally a mother f***er?!
+ I’ll have a mother f***ing glass of milk, please.

STRIPPER OR KENTUCKY DERBY HORSE

Twice the Appeal
Watch Me Go
Decisive Moment
Midnight Interlude
Stay Thirsty
Master of Hounds
Brilliant Speed
Pants on Fire
Animal Kingdom
Mucho Macho Man
Twinspired

"It wasn’t until Grace attempted to signal her sniper on the roof that she regretted building a teddy bear army."

"It wasn’t until Grace attempted to signal her sniper on the roof that she regretted building a teddy bear army."

HEADLINES YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE ON SATURDAY

+ Happily Ever After
+ Fit for a King and Queen
+ Royal Knot… Tied
+ Now That’s My Cup of Tea
+ Twas a Jolly Good Time
+ The Ultimate Royal Flush
+ It’s So Hard to Say Cheerio to Yesterday
+ Best Wedding of My Life (Sorry, Dear)
+ Highlight of Night Still Prince Harry’s Drunken Table-Top Dance
+ Great. What the F*** Do We Do Now