+ Bank Heist
+ Farting Contest
+ Elephant Hunting
+ Klan Rally
+ Cock Fight
+ Schindler’s List
+ Funeral
+ Surprise Acid Trip
+ Freeze Tag at the Nudist Colony
+ Surprise Acid Trip Prior to Freeze Tag at the Nudist Colony
Bad First Date Ideas
“Though Mickey claimed he was crying on the inside, the ‘It’s a Small World’ fire seemed to reveal him as the emotionless bastard that he really was.”
Surprisingly Angry Haikus
I had a hamster
She escaped and ran away
Weird… PetCo burned down
You’re out of McRibs?
I’m not over-reacting.
McF*** you ass hole!
Forgot my birthday?
Oh don’t worry about it.
Is your son missing?
Yay, I lost a tooth!
How much will the fairy bring?
A quarter?! YOU WHORE!
I went to the beach
And then it started to rain
I pooped in the sand
Where is my sandwich?
I am so hungry right now
Suck mold, dumb sandwich!
He’s black right? No, white?
Son of a bitch. I don’t know.
Damn you, Blake Griffin!
“Unfortunately, it wasn’t until he reached the altar that Jeffrey realized he no want marry yet.”
