SNOW WHITE, THE LATEST IN A STRING OF CELEBRITY SEX ADDICTS?

It’s a not-so-happy ending in the land of fairy tales this week as new rumors begin to swirl about the Snow White scandal.

Only two weeks after the story broke that White had been cheating on her husband of 478 years, sources are now saying that the “fairest of them all” has checked into a rehab facility in Tucson, Arizona.

Although there has been no official word on the kind of rehab Snow White has entered, sources are saying she is currently being treated at a facility which specializes in moonshine, poisonous apple and sex addiction, as well as other disorders.

As the days pass, at least five of the seven dwarves have come forward, claiming to have had an affair with White.

“Listen,” her rep said in a statement. “One can only go so long without becoming a little sexually curious about a dwarf. You should hear the way they talk! They’re very erotic little men.”

The prince recently wept in an interview with Katie Couric, saying, “I’m just dumbfounded. I never trusted those little bastards… Sleazy and Horny and Pokey and Gropey. BUT I DID TRUST MY WIFE, DAMMIT!”

A source close to the royal family said his wife’s alleged infidelity “is the most devastating thing that’s happened since he lost that infamous jousting match in 1540.”

The soon to be king barely had time to bask in the glow of his recent trade agreement with Aladdin before he moved out of the family home and began his hunt for a divorce attorney.

Stay tuned for more news to come.