STEAMED MUSCLES (Serves 4)
4-5 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 onion, diced
1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped
4-5 human muscles (abs or lats)
1 cup white wine
pinch of pepper
pinch of salt

KIDNEY & BEAN SALAD (Serves 4-6)
2 lbs of human kidney
12oz can kidney beans (for irony)
1 sm stalk celery
1 lg red onion
salad dressing

SHEPHERDS PIE (Serves 20)
1 shepherd boy
20 lbs potato
10 tbsp olive oil
10 clove garlic, crushed
10 large carrot, diced
10 lbs chopped tomato
30 tbsp tomato puree