10. 4+ hour Erection Club

9. My kids were honor roll students at Kiewit Middle School

8. Fabio makes my pants wet

7. I’m jiggy with texting — LOL!

6. NEVER 2 OLD 2 PARTAY!!!
5. Lost my rolodex — plz send me ur number

4. I’m alright with the gays!
3. Raise your hand if you’ve had your tubes tied!!
2.  I took my top off at a Garth Brooks concert

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