AWKWARD THINGS TO HEAR IN A RESTROOM

+ Man if these walls could talk, huh guys?
+ Oh nice, someone warmed up the seat!
+ Have I seen you here before?
+ I think I can! I think I can!
+ When did I eat blood?
+ This must be what giving birth feels like!
+ A little help here please…
+ Take a look at this and tell me if I missed a spot.
+ Whoa. Easy big fella.
+ You’re my special guy. Yes you are. Yeeees you are!