I had a hamster
She escaped and ran away
Weird… PetCo burned down

You’re out of McRibs?
I’m not over-reacting.
McF*** you ass hole!

Forgot my birthday?
Oh don’t worry about it.
Is your son missing?

Yay, I lost a tooth!
How much will the fairy bring?
A quarter?! YOU WHORE!

I went to the beach
And then it started to rain
I pooped in the sand

Where is my sandwich?
I am so hungry right now
Suck mold, dumb sandwich!

He’s black right? No, white?
Son of a bitch. I don’t know.
Damn you, Blake Griffin!