A club for people who like laughter.Tumblr (3.0; @rylersociety)http://rylersociety.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llk7qq6JEm1qhixc0o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Partly cloudy with a chance of rapture.” </p>http://rylersociety.com/post/5705369961http://rylersociety.com/post/5705369961Sat, 21 May 2011 12:06:00 -0700LOLraptureforecastweather<p>+ I said with sprinkles, mother f***er! <br/> + Honey… trust me, you don’t need those mother f***ing training wheels! <br/> + That’s why I’m the mother f***ing Pope and you’re not. <br/> + MOTHER F***ING PAPERCUT! <br/> + Spelled just like it sounds… Barrack Mother-F***ing Obama <br/> + You haven’t seen March of the mother f***ing Penguins?! <br/> + Gross… so you are literally a mother f***er?! <br/> + I’ll have a mother f***ing glass of milk, please.</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/5335666506http://rylersociety.com/post/5335666506Mon, 09 May 2011 08:35:00 -0700LOLvulgar languageMFer<p>Twice the Appeal<br/> Watch Me Go<br/> Decisive Moment<br/> Midnight Interlude<br/> Stay Thirsty<br/> Master of Hounds<br/> Brilliant Speed<br/> Pants on Fire<br/> Animal Kingdom<br/> Mucho Macho Man<br/> Twinspired </p>http://rylersociety.com/post/5282551053http://rylersociety.com/post/5282551053Sat, 07 May 2011 13:38:00 -0700LOLKentucky Derbywhorses<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknh6l6qmz1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/5202303208http://rylersociety.com/post/5202303208Wed, 04 May 2011 16:36:26 -0700LOLOsamaObama<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknhmqGNs61qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It wasn’t until Grace attempted to signal her sniper on the roof that she regretted building a teddy bear army.”</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/5202295404http://rylersociety.com/post/5202295404Wed, 04 May 2011 16:36:12 -0700LOLRoyal Weddingcaption<p>+ Happily Ever After<br/>+ Fit for a King and Queen<br/>+ Royal Knot… Tied<br/> + Now That’s <em>My</em> Cup of Tea<br/>+ Twas a Jolly Good Time<br/>+ The Ultimate Royal Flush<br/>+ It’s So Hard to Say Cheerio to Yesterday<br/>+ Best Wedding of My Life (Sorry, Dear)<br/>+ Highlight of Night Still Prince Harry’s Drunken Table-Top Dance<br/>+ Great. What the F*** Do We Do Now</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4985381054http://rylersociety.com/post/4985381054Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:16:00 -0700LOLheadlineRoyal Wedding<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkalb7TCSd1qhixc0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/4985380118http://rylersociety.com/post/4985380118Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:14:00 -0700LOLcologneasparagusNothing if not natural<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbgvc6wNq1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Straight Talk with Al Gore</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4985377776http://rylersociety.com/post/4985377776Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:13:00 -0700LOLdirect quoteAl Gore<p>1. <strike>Tulips</strike><br/>2. <strike>The sweet sound of the songbirds</strike><br/>3. <strike>Enjoying a Tom Collins on the porch</strike><br/> 4. <strike>Flying kites</strike><br/>5. <strike>Outdoor music festivals</strike><br/> 6. <strike>High School musicals</strike><br/> 7. <strike>The start of farmer’s market season</strike><br/>8. <strike>Rollerblading</strike><br/> 9. <strike>All of the pastel colors</strike><br/> 10. Wrath-of-God-like heat</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4985375531http://rylersociety.com/post/4985375531Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:13:00 -0700LOLLibyaSpring<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkaafbLwDN1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/4985310701http://rylersociety.com/post/4985310701Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:09:00 -0700LOLWillisDifferent Stroke Eyed Peas<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkaiquZKW51qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>He does exist! </em></p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4974800325http://rylersociety.com/post/4974800325Mon, 25 Apr 2011 06:56:00 -0700LOLEasterBunnyquatch<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljocucrPW31qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723284346http://rylersociety.com/post/4723284346Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:58 -0700LOLNative American Apparelfashionclothing<p>+ Bank Heist<br/>+ Farting Contest<br/>+ Elephant Hunting<br/>+ Klan Rally<br/>+ Cock Fight<br/>+ Schindler’s List<br/>+ Funeral<br/>+ Surprise Acid Trip<br/>+ Freeze Tag at the Nudist Colony<br/>+ Surprise Acid Trip Prior to Freeze Tag at the Nudist Colony</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723283130http://rylersociety.com/post/4723283130Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:54 -0700LOLfirst datebad ideas<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljr0q1w7Q51qhixc0o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Though Mickey claimed he was crying on the inside, the ‘It’s a Small World’ fire seemed to reveal him as the emotionless bastard that he really was.”</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723280935http://rylersociety.com/post/4723280935Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:48 -0700LOLcaptionMickey Mouse<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmibp0O2g1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723278717http://rylersociety.com/post/4723278717Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:41 -0700LOLdinosaursmovie idea?<p>I had a hamster<br/>She escaped and ran away<br/>Weird… PetCo burned down<br/><br/>You’re out of McRibs?<br/> I’m not over-reacting.<br/> McF*** you ass hole!<br/><br/>Forgot my birthday?<br/>Oh don’t worry about it.<br/>Is your son missing?<br/><br/>Yay, I lost a tooth!<br/>How much will the fairy bring?<br/>A quarter?! YOU WHORE!<br/><br/>I went to the beach<br/>And then it started to rain<br/>I pooped in the sand<br/><br/>Where is my sandwich?<br/>I am so hungry right now<br/>Suck mold, dumb sandwich!<br/><br/>He’s black right? No, white?<br/>Son of a bitch. I don’t know.<br/>Damn you, Blake Griffin!</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723276540http://rylersociety.com/post/4723276540Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:35 -0700LOLpoetryhaikusso much anger<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljr562ESGA1qhixc0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rylersociety.com/post/4723272614http://rylersociety.com/post/4723272614Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:28:23 -0700LOLanimalsmovieslamb chop<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljilwqI7PI1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Unfortunately, it wasn’t until he reached the altar that Jeffrey realized he no want marry yet.”</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4544049691http://rylersociety.com/post/4544049691Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:06:00 -0700LOLcaptionMe make huge mistake<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljil69dqkm1qhixc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Straight Talk with Dick Cheney</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4544048068http://rylersociety.com/post/4544048068Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:05:58 -0700LOLdirect quoteDick Cheney<p>+ KiddiePool<br/> + Superbowl<br/>+ Deuces Wild<br/>+ Shatturd Dreams<br/>+ No.2<br/>+ RoyalFlush<br/>+ Wet&Wild<br/>+ Bank of the Rear<br/> + Splash Mountain<br/> + Lollapoolugea</p>http://rylersociety.com/post/4544045618http://rylersociety.com/post/4544045618Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:05:53 -0700LOLtoiletnamesjust some suggestions