“It wasn’t until Grace attempted to signal her sniper on the roof that she regretted building a teddy bear army.”

“Though Mickey claimed he was crying on the inside, the ‘It’s a Small World’ fire seemed to reveal him as the emotionless bastard that he really was.”

“Unfortunately, it wasn’t until he reached the altar that Jeffrey realized he no want marry yet.”

Nothing in the world pissed Vernon off more than the words “monkey business.”

“Two Afghan men reportedly suing Pixar after being brutally injured in failed balloon escape.”

“New acid-laced Skittles has people tasting the f***ing rainbow like you wouldn’t believe.”